keep it simple, stupid. |
I am the deadly combination of a child and a wise but eccentric elderly person. Let the contradictions begin! |
| Beijing: | we want lights and precision and a good clean night |
| London: | FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY |
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s...
Kill Your Darlings (2013)
I never knew I needed curly-haired Dan Rad in my life.
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look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed...
Okay this is my favourite ambigram I’ve made
HOW DOES YOUR BRAIN EVEN DO THIS, THIS IS MAGIC AND WONDER...
My Winnie the Pooh and Piglet tattoo. Done by Fred at Street Road Tattooz in Bensalem,PA